- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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