Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Anti Joke

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