How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A guy at a baseball game....

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

swag

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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