- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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