- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

tea with milk?

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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