My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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bite me

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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