- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

where's mom I killed her

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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