- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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