Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Sex education in Texas,

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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