- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Dwarf Shortage

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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