- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Wanna hear a joke? no

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Knock knock Fuck off!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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