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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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