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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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