- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

where's mom I killed her

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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