- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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