- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

N-E Pats never cheated

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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