what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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guess what what ...

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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