What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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