- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

an emo girl walked into a white room

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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