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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A seal walks into a club.

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