- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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