how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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who do we all like george goodburn

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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