- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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