Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

a blind man walks into a wall

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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