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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Nero: Farewell to my past last part aka No more forced psychiatric evaluations for me. My psychiatric evaluator asked me why I consider myself a souless demon and not a man. My answer was: My mothers name was Maria, my brothers name is Kristoffer and my real father (which I only met once which was meaningless) is a Chatolic priest. Then I showed her (my psychiatric evaluator) my passport, my name is not Nero Angelo, nor whatever my parents might have told others but rather Angelo Nero. So lets conclude shall we? Nero Angelo = Angel black. and some Capcom shit. Angelo Nero = Says on my birth certificate, means Black Angel. Kristoffer= The sacrifice of Christ my half brother. Ricardo my non real father = which has nothing to do with Josef... Thank F*CK! So yeah, some of you might recognize me, but I have not met any family members the last 16 years, so if you where planing to judge me the next time you see me, you better run instead, because I will... "pacify" you for just watching while my parents waterboarded me, for just standing there while my mother tried excorzise me away while beating the crap out of me. I WILL "remove you, forever" the only family I got, are my 2.755 or so members of my movement Neronism, and my wife`s family, this is not a threat.... ...Its a promise to me, and to you. Make no mistake though, Neronism has over 60.000 members worldwide, but I dont care about them, enough is enough. Maria: My birthmother which claimed long before I was born that she was a virgin and as thus that she was giving birth to the anti-christ. (me, thanks mom) Then my psychiatric evaluator asked me if I truly believed I was a demon, where I told her that "human" is just a term, and that I know that calling myself a demon is just a way of coping with my past. She suggested that now that my troubles/parents are over/dead, that my need for her or anyone evaluating me further is over and she jokingly rated me a 100 percent "fresh" when I asked her if I was still a rotten tomato, so I am officially out from the "realm" of psychiatry (which I was forced to after killing my father in self defense). Its been fucking 27 years since, bt finally I am fucking happy... And the hell if there is humanity left in me... >:) M.Biso... I mean Nero. Merry christmas everybody, I know mine is not so bad after all... ill probably spend more time here, but farewell for now, and finally I can scratch the shit out of my ortopedic arm without getting PTSD`s of my non real father tearing my head off... AAAAAAAAAND all is good... Except the fucking itch...

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than this That :(

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A gay man watches football.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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