why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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