Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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