What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Once upon a time a was born

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A lot eh?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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