What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do I hate? people

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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