- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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