What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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