A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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