What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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