How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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