I have a really funny joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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time to spruce up!

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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hi

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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