- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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