- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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