Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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