Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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like if your cool

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Denard Robinson

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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