Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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i saw amango it splootered

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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can you pass the soap?

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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I'm Coming

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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