Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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