- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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