- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why didn't he finish his

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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