- Anti Joke

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter