Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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An anti-joke

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Hello penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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