- Anti Joke

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

You having friends.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking