Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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