Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

A dead guy walks into a grave.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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