- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I'm Polish.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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