If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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