- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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