Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

every knight i see an owl at window

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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