- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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