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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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