Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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