What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Anti Joke

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