- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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