Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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