What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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