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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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