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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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