Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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one of the idiot

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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