How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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