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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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