- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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