what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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