What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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