- Anti Joke

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

White NBA players.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

you will like this because i am black.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.