- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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