How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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I'm rick james bitch

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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