What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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