my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

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