Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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