Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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sky silverstein

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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