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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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