- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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