Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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