why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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epic win?

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Women's Rights

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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