- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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