- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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