knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Pickle

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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