- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

. . I am a whale

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

swag

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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