What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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