- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

race-car = rac-ecar

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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