Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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