In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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