What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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like if your cool

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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My friend harris is fat.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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