a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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