why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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