If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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