there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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