How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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