How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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