- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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