- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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