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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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