- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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