- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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