- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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