- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Knock Knock.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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