If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Anti Jokes = Drained

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

roses are red poo is poo

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Justin Bieber

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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