What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

well use a tissue!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

men, men like men= men+bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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