What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Justin Bieber

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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