how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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