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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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