- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

My cat just died.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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