What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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