Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Donald Trump

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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