whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Anti Joke

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