- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why didn't he finish his

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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