- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Hail Hitler

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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