- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

one of the idiot

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Women's rights

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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