- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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