If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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