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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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