How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Female Orgasms

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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Anti Joke

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