Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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nice tits.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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