What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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