what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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