- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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