- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A man died.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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