What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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