What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Suck pussy

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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. . I am a whale

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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