- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

knock knock who's there ?

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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