Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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