How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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