Womens rights.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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