One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A man did not like this site

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

womens rights.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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