Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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deez nuts

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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