There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

roses are red poo is poo

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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