Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Take part of what?

What page are you on The gay page.

Oh, go away

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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