Knock knock Fuck off!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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