Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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