- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A bar walks into a man

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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