Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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