Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

It's likely that very few people will read this.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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