- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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