What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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