- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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