What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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