- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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