What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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