A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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tea with milk?

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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