- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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