What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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