- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

i am a dino. RAWR.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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