So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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