- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

my penis

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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