Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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