Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Women's Rights

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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