- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

These Jokes suck.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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