- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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