- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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