- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A blind man walks into a library.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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