- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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