Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Anti Joke

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