- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

knock knock who's there? hope

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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