- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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