- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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