- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Dane Cook makes a joke.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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