- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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