What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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