Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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