- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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