- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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