- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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