Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Anti Joke

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