- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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