How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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