- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Cripples are lame.

Knock knock, COME IN!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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