How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Who wants water? I do.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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NEVER

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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