Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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