- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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