- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

why did the blue berry cross the road

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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