- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I agree to the terms and conditions

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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