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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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4 hours later.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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