why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

womens rights.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Potassium? K.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's white and gluey Glue

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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