What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Do you play piano? No

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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