- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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