- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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