Killing your friend as a joke.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

All of these jokes are about white people

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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