why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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