- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

bite me

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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