Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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12 in general

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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