why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

all these jokes are horrible now

Guess what What

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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