A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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