- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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