Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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