What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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