Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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the WNBA.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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