- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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