23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Anti Joke

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