Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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