a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

David Cameron

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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