- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What page are you on The gay page.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Dan walked into a jelly fish

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A man penetrates another man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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