- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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