Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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