Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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