Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Your're racist.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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