- Anti Joke

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him