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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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