- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is your name? My name is Jeff

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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