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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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