- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Ben Corbishley

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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