- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??