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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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