- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Yellow People !!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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