It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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