- Anti Joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.