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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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