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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.