Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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