I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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