Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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