What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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