Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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