- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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