- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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