- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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