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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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