Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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