- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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