- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

roses are red poo is poo

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