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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

An Asian with a big dick.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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