Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do you call an arab ?

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

what's up? my penis.

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