- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Brain fart

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

salad days!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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