- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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