A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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hola said the chinese man

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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