A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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