When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Hello.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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