- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I am a mime

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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