what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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