A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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