Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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all hail based mark

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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