If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What is funnier than 24 69

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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eoin burgin is fat

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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