- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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