what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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