- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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