- Anti Joke

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

get in the car.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.