- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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