- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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